yeselephant:

saypooyou:

jilli4n:

newyorkish:

A lot of people don’t know how to properly text & it annoys the fuck out of me. I don’t know about how the rest of you feel but the following rules/regulations need to be followed for whoever texts me:

1. Think about what you want to say before you send the text.
I hate getting 7 texts in 30 seconds because you haven’t made your point clear & want to add a few things.

2. Don’t send me one-word texts.
“Oh.” “Lol.” “K.” That annoys the hell out of me. It fills my inbox up way too quickly.

3. Respond to texts in a timely fashion.
If it takes you an hour between texts, leave me alone. However, if you keep doing it, at least apologize or let me know you’re busy.

4. Don’t send me 5 texts because I still haven’t replied to your first one.
What makes you think that if you keep blowing my phone up I’ll text you back just to shut you up?

5. Don’t send a text correcting a small typo.
If it’s a huge error that’ll make you look like a dumbass for not knowing how to spell, cool. If it’s a word that’ll change the entire message, cool. If you misspell “evryone”, don’t text me back, “everyone*” I know what you’re trying to say.

6. Don’t text me using all abbreviations.
OMG! Stop being lazy! “ily2bby” lmao stop it, forreal.

7. Don’t type like those hoodrats on myspace, please.
Z0mgsz qiRll ii miiszeD y0Uu. Thankfully, I never had this problem because I don’t associate with such feeble minds.

8. Don’t type in all caps.
I know it may sound stupid but I always associate caps lock with people “yelling”. Fuck you, I know you think that shit too. Unless you’re trying to emphasize a point or want to relay your message as if you were yelling at me, don’t do it. It’s an eyesore.

Numbers 3 and 4, woo!!!

HAHA yes motherfuckers, follow this shit.